Errr... I don't think posting a funny video from youtube really counts as a post. However considering my life consists of : a)school b)running c)watching the office -- there really isn't anything funny to write about.
Election day is November 7th. Please Vote! And don't say "my vote doesn't count" or "you're vote nullifies my vote, so why even bother?" Voting is a privilege that many people fought for us to have and if we don't use it, we'll lose it, just like your ab muscles. If I was running for the senate, which I have thought of, but realize I don't have the time to raise the support money, I would base my campaign on the following issues:
a)stopping the disappearance of women's eyebrows. I would do this by educating young teen girls about the importance of safe plucking. I would also institute a mandatory eyebrow wax for all women by licensed professionals that would not wax the whole eyebrow away. Disappearing eyebrows is an epidemic in this world and if we don't take a stand now, before you know it all women will be penciling in their eyebrows on a daily basis. Even with the new technology of tattooing makeup they have not mastered the art of making the tattooed eyebrows look natural. Let's give facial expressions a voice by keeping our eyebrows!!!
b) I would regulate the number of reality shows on TV at one time. There are way too many stupid/crazy people allowed on TV with everyone watching them. Obviously the family members of these people aren't doing their job by reminding them how ridiculous they would look on TV, therefore it's up to legislators to regulate this problem. I would also only allow one movie starring penguins to be released per five year period.
c) Finally, I would ban all sales of skinny jeans. Skinny jeans are ri-dic-u-lous. They don't look good on ANYONE! Why don't people realize that when the pants are tight at the ankle, they make your hips look bigger than a Carnival cruise line!!! Seriously, no one looks good in them. And they irritate me. I have an unrighteous disgust for skinny jeans. blech.
Obviously, my campaign platform mainly deals with issues that affect women, however, I am willing to address any issues that the male population may be dealing with. Write me a letter, I'll have my people read it. We'll talk.
PS: my niece farted during Bible Study. Is there such a thing as Holy Farts?
3 comments:
you got my vote.
but about the office. is anyone else disappointed in Jim's drunkeness? what will Pam do about Michael trying to kiss her? will she quit dunder mifflin too? Will pam and Jim EVER get together?
ARG! I've only seen season two. I can't keep accidentally stumbling upon snippets of the current events!
Incidentally, I would vote for you too. Also, I love eyebrows... big bushy singles.
ha ha.
Did you say Hawaii and Hot Surfer Guys??? Yahoo, let's go today! Or when you graduate is ok too I suppose. It'll be so great...especially when i become the rich and famous new mexican surfer (since i grew up around a lot of water and know how to surf really well and everything).
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