Dear Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde...er... Texas Tech Red Raiders,
I have supported you through the years, I have worn your colors with pride, I have defended your honor. And yet you disappoint me. You take my emotions and play with them as careless as a cat playing with a catnip soaked toy mouse...err, you get my point. It's cruel, it's heartless and I'm not sure I can take it anymore. You play the first half as a top-ranked team and then it's as if you send out your Arkansas backwoods cousins that have never heard of football to play in your stead!!! Why? So that's it. Finito. No Mas. I'm finished. I always said I'd never kick you out of my bed for eating crackers, but guess what? You better start packing your saltines!

I'm now accepting applications for new teams to occupy my Saturday afternoons. Preferably winning ones.